pls, if you will

Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish we still talked
Purple:  I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.


handpora:

sturmtruppen:

this is some anime bullshit

This isn’t smoke!

It’s two colliding vortex rings, colored for easy viewing. See the camera shake when they meet? It’s essentially a shock wave from the rings colliding; simple smoke rings in the air wouldn’t be that powerful.

(Source: sizvideos)


xdaringdamselx:

terezi-pie-rope:

[homestucks nodding as they reblog]

I swear I’ve never seen a fandom as chill about hate as Homestuck. Someone goes “HOMESTUCK SUCKS BLUH BLUH” and the Homestuck it’s directed at will just high-five them and go “DAMN STRAIGHT LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT”

xdaringdamselx:

terezi-pie-rope:

[homestucks nodding as they reblog]

I swear I’ve never seen a fandom as chill about hate as Homestuck. Someone goes “HOMESTUCK SUCKS BLUH BLUH” and the Homestuck it’s directed at will just high-five them and go “DAMN STRAIGHT LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT”

(Source: punktrolls)


itsmeaveryd:

lesbiansinwesteros:

deucalio:

I’m 20 years old and I still can’t spell unessarcaryccery

a shirt has one Collar, two Sleeves

Necessary

you dear sir, have changed my life

(Source: guineos)


cinnamonteaandcake:

Unmute this please

(Source: frenchyeh)


chillcal:

when you’re done reading smut

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motherfuckingkoala:

This is awkward

motherfuckingkoala:

This is awkward


placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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fuckingtomatoes:

-smooth criminal starts playing-

PLEASE WE ARE IN A DROUGHT 

fuckingtomatoes:

-smooth criminal starts playing-

PLEASE WE ARE IN A DROUGHT 


thecutestofthecute:

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

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I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

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I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

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You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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tohdaryl:

everydaycomics:

'A date with the devil' 

A story behind the selfie pic that Alex got in a text message from his lil bara demon brother. 

*credits to clumzyjr for the story suggestion when I was stuck with this weekly theme. 

a flashback comic of sorts. Did guy really made a Faustian deal with a demon? 


furballthefurry:

jigglypinkbutts:

raynoreqearthplayer:

wuts the joke here?

Sylveon evolves with affection, but Umbreon evolves with friendship. After having sex the Umbreon realized she only liked the Sylveon as a friend, which is disappointing for the Sylveon, because he feels much more strongly than her.

The joke is heartbreak.

this is the best thing. ever.


urbean:

thats a cool skeleton fresh from skeleton hell



dashbeardconfessional:

LIVIN THAT iPHONE 6 PLUS LYFE BEFORE ERRRRBODY ELSE

dashbeardconfessional:

LIVIN THAT iPHONE 6 PLUS LYFE BEFORE ERRRRBODY ELSE